Fertility

So, being too fat can damage sperm. And all this time I’ve been cutting down on wine! I feel such a fool.

But seriously… K and I have not managed to reproduce yet. The fact that this may may be due to my ‘not so super’ size is disheartening, to say the least. The problem is that it kind of makes sense though. Surplus weight around the legs heating up the old goolies and turning my sperm into a useless band of mutant, two headed wasters.

Did that eighth fresh cream apple turnover cost me a sprog and heir? It just could be.